“I couldn’t hide things from her,” laughed Corydon, “But she says I can make a Socialist out of her, and she’ll make a Christian out of me!”
His reply was, “Wait until she discovers the sensuous temperament!”
But Corydon answered that Delia Gordon had a sensuous temperament also. “She seemed to me like a Joan of Arc. Just think of her going away from all her family, to a station on the Congo River! She told me all about it—how wretched the people are, and what the women suffer. She woke up in the middle of the night, and a voice told her to go—told her the name of the place. And she’d never heard it before, and hadn’t had the least idea of going away!”
Thyrsis was unmoved by this miracle. “I suppose,” he said, “you’ll be hearing voices yourself, and going with her. Tell me, is she pretty?”
“You wouldn’t call her pretty,” said Corydon, after a little thought. “She’s just—just dear. Oh, Thyrsis, I simply fell in love with her!”
“You certainly chose an odd kind of an affinity,” he said. “A Presbyterian missionary!”
“It’s worse than that,” confessed Corydon. “She’s a Seventh-day Adventist.”
“Good God! And what may that be?”
“Why, she keeps Saturday instead of Sunday. She calls it the Sabbath. And she thinks that ‘evolution’ is wicked, and she believes in some kind of a hell! She’s not just sure what kind, apparently.”
“You watch out,” said he, “or the first thing you know she’ll be baptizing the baby behind your back.”