A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN
A duck within the harem of a drake who ran for president
Swam in his parade, and made it an event.
She carried a big card of his footprints and she said:—
“He waddles like an arrow, straight ahead.”
OLD JUDGE HOOT OWL
Old Judge Hoot Owl sits by his inkwell
Writing wills for the wealthy and swell.
He knows something he won’t tell.
Three little house flies, drowned in his inkwell.
Three little scandals in a peanut shell.
PEARLS
Now she was fond of jewelry,
The Lady-of-Fiddle-Dee-Dee,
So she built her house
Near an oyster bed,
Where the pearls were almost free.