They have got a bearded lady down at Barnum’s show,
And lots of pictures outside, accordin’
She’s going to take her eye-lashes for a pair of mustaches,
For to trabble on the other side of Jordan.
The Duchess of Sutherland, she keeps the Stafford House,
The place where the “Black Swan” is boardin’;
At a musical party, they ask’d for a song,
And she gave them—On the other side of Jordan.
Our great father, Washington, he was a mighty man,
And all the Yankees do their fighting accordin’,