Where the snakes in the forest make you feel precious queer,

And you don’t see a bar-room not twice in a year.

And if ’cross the prairie you happen to go,

You’re sure to be toss’d by some wild buffalo;

Where the lakes are like children—they’re never at rest,

’Pon my word, sirs, I soon had enough of the West.

To the West! to the West, &c.

At the West they told me there was wealth to be won,

The forest to clear, was the work to be done;

I tried it—couldn’t do it—guv it up in despair,