So I went to the Club in despair,

Oh! beware, young men, of a musical wife,

For Eliza’s fine voice is the plague of my life!

An office was vacant—the postmaster gave,

The place to my brother through me,

I was out—so the messenger carried his note

To Eliza—whilst singing a glee.

But, surrounded, alas! by her musical choir

My wife could not think of my brother;