There’s your kind relations!

I speak from experience, and you’ll find,

Though often they invite you,

When poverty comes close behind,

How quick then they’ll slight you.

For it’s—“Clear the way—there’s a knock at the door—

Say we’re gone out for a ride, John—

I know who it is—it’s that hungry bore;

Don’t open the door too wide, John.”

My goods were one day seized for rent—