I’d give—I don’t know what I’d not, if it were not the case,

But it’s a fact—I can not look a lady in the face;

I’d rather face—I would, indeed—I know I am a fool—

I’d rather face a crocodile, than meet a ladies’ school.

At parties, when, like other men, I’m ask’d if I won’t dance,

I blush and fidget with my gloves, and wish myself in France,

And while I’m standing stammering, and hanging down my head,

Some sandy-whisker’d coxcomb leads the lady out instead.

I did just touch a lady’s hand, last night, in a quadrille,

Oh, goodness, how my heart did beat! it’s palpitating still.