And some without detection!

There's some one, as I've struggled through the Strand,

Has had his hand

In my coat-pocket more than half a minute,

Though there is nothing but one sonnet in it!

La! bless me! well, how odd! why, I declare

It is my own hand I've detected there!—

I think that wasn't me that trod upon my toes?

There—dear me! why I've hit some other person's nose!

Lord! how the Simpson swears,