'Sblood! what a bump—

Not named in Spurzheim—

This cursed, confounded, and confounding pump,

With its large handle stretch'd out to the nor'ward,

Has suddenly developed on my forehead,

Which nothing hurts him!

How I should like to give some one a thumping!

You little scoundrel! night or day,

Whene'er I pass this way,

You d—d young rascal, you are always pumping!