Randal, (laconically.)—"Practical knowledge."
Parson.—"What of?"
Randal.—"Men."
Parson, (candidly.)—"Well, I suppose that is the most available sort of knowledge, in a worldly point of view. How does one learn it? Do books help?"
Randal.—"According as they are read, they help or injure."
Parson.—"How should they be read in order to help?"
Randal.—"Read specially to apply to purposes that lead to power."
Parson, (very much struck with Randal's pithy and Spartan logic.)—"Upon my word, sir, you express yourself very well. I must own that I began these questions in the hope of differing from you; for I like an argument."
"That he does," growled the Squire; "the most contradictory creature!"
Parson.—"Argument is the salt of talk. But now I am afraid I must agree with you, which I was not at all prepared for."