Pipeclay.—That would never do.

Oldham.—A strange file was that old Mullins you were talking of. Our second battalion was quartered with the 18th once, in Chatham barracks, when there were some memorable sittings.

Pipeclay.—I saw old Mullins once only, and then I could form little opinion of him, as he was half screwed.

O'Sheevo.—Half screwed! you must be mistaken.

Pipeclay.—I assure you I am rather under the mark in saying half screwed.

O'Sheevo.—Ah! I knew he never made so near an approach to sobriety as to be half screwed.

Oldham.—He would have been the fellow to receive the French! Come, now, Lovell, I'll show you, if you won't be obstinate and contradictory.

Lovell.—Upon my word, Oldham—

Oldham.—There you, fly out again now; it's impossible to do any thing with a youngster unless he has a tractable disposition. Here now, as I said, is Cherbourg,—here Portsmouth,—this little streak that I draw with my finger, the Channel. Jersey is somewhere there by the devilled biscuits; dy'e understand, Lovell?

Lovell.—Thank you, I do.