Lyrical and Satirical
CONDUCTED BY VERMOUTH.
THE RURAL SHEET.
The rural paper is a peach without a single doubt,
It is patent on the inside, patent medicine without;
Yet it giveth information both select and wide of reach
From a card of thanks for kindness to a double column preach;
It tells about the infant at the home of Bill and wife,
And it gives a thrilling storiette replete with love and strife;