“Ay luv yu still, dear,” said the Yudge;

But Maude she only say, “O fudge!”

Of all sad vords dat men skol talk,

The saddest ban, “Valk, yu sucker, valk!”

Girls! Read This One

A girl may laugh, a girl may sing;

A girl may knit and crochet,

But she can’t scratch a match

On the seat of her pants,