All things considered, I cannot but feel

That the horses get the best of the deal.

We stop with a jerk and start with a wrench,

And the driver gets cursed in both English and French.

We start, we stop, we start once more

And shunt back to where we were before;

When it’s time to sleep down you flop

With two men beneath you and three on top.

Higgledy, piggledy, here we lie,

Lice in a shirt, pigs in a sty.