Ananias Outdone

I’d rather drink water than beer;

I’d rather drink milk than champagne,

A “gingerale high” always makes me feel queer,

A “claret cup” gives me a pain;

I’m really a buttermilk fan,

For whisky I don’t care a slam;

Soft drinks are my joy,

I’m so happy! Oh, Boy!!

What a wonderful liar I am.