Ananias Outdone
I’d rather drink water than beer;
I’d rather drink milk than champagne,
A “gingerale high” always makes me feel queer,
A “claret cup” gives me a pain;
I’m really a buttermilk fan,
For whisky I don’t care a slam;
Soft drinks are my joy,
I’m so happy! Oh, Boy!!
What a wonderful liar I am.