Jest Jokes and Jingles
Father Said So
Tommy: “Do you go to bed very early, Mrs. Peck?”
Mrs. Peck: “Yes, Tommy, sometimes—when I feel tired.”
“You wouldn’t go so early if you were married to my father, would you?”
“Oh, Tommy, you funny boy! Why not?”
“’Cause my father told mother that if he were your husband he’d make you sit up and take notice.”
Cause for Joy
Old King Cole