Obstacles have kept the prince and princess apart, but obstacles do not last forever. After the conflict there must be peace, and before the final curtain there must be a happy ending. How evil are those dispositions which interpret this amalgamation of splendours in economic terms; which hint that the joint revenue of the pair—to judge by figures made elaborately public—will be three times what he earned before; which calculate that his income will actually pay her income tax.


Beneath her feet a trace of sleet,

Alas, she seemed to slip,

She tried to stop, she fell kerflop,

We heard a startling rip.

A saint might cuss and make a fuss,

By righteous anger stirred,

But oh, to think, a maiden pink

Would use that awful word.