Listen To ’Em Rave
A recent robbery disclosed the fact that large quantities of whiskey have been sent to insane asylums for “medicinal” purposes.
Men wishing to take the examination for insanity will please leave their names at the front office. The line forms to the right—don’t crowd.
“I’d like to get some soap,” she told the clerk.
“Would you care for toilet soap?” the salesman asked.
“No,” she replied. “I want it for my face.”
Adam was a wise guy,
So they say;