Agnes—The male should buy the tickets—at least his own. Would suggest that you send me your picture. After all I may be wrong.
L. M. & C. D.—“You are both wrong.” Question 1—It was Richard B. Sheridan the lady was speaking of. Phil Sheridan took the ride and it was Martin Sheridan “who threw things,” as you so aptly put it. Question 2—She must have thought you a couple of mutts.
Mr. B.—I am sorry but I know of no way to keep the ears from flapping. Is Jessie your wife or your horse?
T. U.—You cannot lay the blame to your hostess. One should not expect the chicken to be nailed to the plate.
Maggie—No, tea is not tackled nor is it lapped. Sip perhaps is the word you seek.