She is a good looker.
She is a good listener.
She isn’t too good.
She is an excellent pedestrian, in fact, she will always say she likes to walk, although she is not prejudiced against a car.
She is a woman of deep emotions whom only you will be able to thrill.
She has, to the best of my knowledge, absolutely no ideas of her own on any subject, except you.
My sole and simple reason for quitting her is that I am leaving school. Treat her right. She likes to be treated.
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Dear Captain—Why is Mary Pickford like castor oil?—Hollywood Holly.
I reckon it’s because both are “queen of the movies.”