Do You Blame Them?
A “strong-man” actor, wishing to demonstrate his strength, made the following announcement from the stage:
“I would like to have three young ladies volunteer from the audience to come up on the stage, stand on my chest and I will then sing a song.”
Needless to say, none responded.
Strolling With Jane Gaites
To Love
Love, once you came to me,
I laughed the long day through;