Den Barbara get pretty mad, yu bet,

And say, “Ay skol fule deze geezers yet.”

She run to her bureau double haste,

And, yerking out dandy peek-a-boo waist,

Nail it to flagstaff, and vave it hard,

And say: “Dis skol hold yu avile, old pard.

Shoot, ef yu must, dis peek-a-boo,

Ef it ant qvite holy enough for you,

And tak gude aim at dis old gray head,

But spare yure country’s flag!” she said.