The low-down, scurvy halfbreed that swiped our log chain from the bridge where we were working does not need to bring it back, as we have another one, but if there is a hell for dogs I hope he gets a seat in the front row with my compliments.
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A Few More Want Ads
WANTED—Man to work in dog kennel; $12 a week; sleep in or out.—Pittsburg Post.
WANTED—Good home for young lady who requires very little attention at night.—New Orleans Times-Picayune.
FOR SALE—About 100 year old chickens.—Waterloo (Ia.) Courier.
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Pitiless Publicity
(From the Mount Vernon Argus.)
—W. Harshbarger, of Pleasantville, is the guest of Mrs. A. E. Blackman, of North Fulton Ave.