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Van Perry—It seems plausible enough that Mandy acquired her big feet from walking through the squashy, mushy mud of the rich Brazos county soil but I hardly believe she was so lazy as to have ever sat down on the job of cotton picking. Too good to be true.
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Tiny.—Can not quite make out the letter. If it was an (o) your father shot himself. If it wasn’t, he didn’t.
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Henpeck—If your wife really loved you she’d have married someone else.
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Lover—Squeeze them, tease them, anything will please them.
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Lord Helpus: You don’t have to be a seasoned veteran to put “pep” in your work.