Blonde Beauty—I do not know what you mean by the expression “He has a Siberian dash board” unless it’s whiskers. Pay no attention to smooth French talk. He’s bulling you.
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Abe Goldberg—No, I wouldn’t advise you to locate your undertaking establishment in O’Rourke park, Butte, Mont. You might as well sing “Wearin’ o’ the Green” in Piccadilly Circus, if that’s all the value you attach to your life.
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A. L. Tioga—Sorry we can’t use your story about the barrel of apples and the sack of nuts by which the family rat was caught.
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Sweet Dottie—You say you do some awful things sometimes, but that then it’s only to keep warm. If that’s your only reason, you had better postpone your “new leaf” turning until summer.
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Bringemin Young—We’ve heard your story before about the stenographer who got $25 a week and half her board.