The Cemetery Blues
The graveyard is a mean old place—they lay you on your back and shovel dirt in your face.
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Blissful Ignorance
Co-ed—I want something to wear around the dormitory.
Salesgirl—How large is your dormitory?
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Whistling to Hades
Two girls from the city were spending their vacation in a small town in the middle west, and at the house where they were stopping was a devout old man who believed that the blue Sunday laws should go into effect full blast. It so happened that the girls were in the parlor one Sunday morning, playing the popular airs, when the devout sir entered and said: “Do you know this is Sunday?”