“I’m awfully sorry, sir, but, of course we can put that right.”
“How?”
“I can change the skirt.”
“I know you can, but that isn’t the trouble. My wife opened the parcel while I was away, thought it was the latest style, and wore the wretched thing to church on Sunday.”
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Smith Family Accounted For
A Chicago school girl, in her history examination, answered that Jamestown, Virginia, was settled in 1607 and there were 120 deaths and 72 births the first year, “due to the efforts of Capt. John Smith.”
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