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Dear Skipper Bill—What’s your idea of a fine sight?—Lotta Bull.

I suppose you think I’ll say hosiery, but guess again. My idea of a fine sight is the one I have on my bear hunting rifle.

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Dear Whiz Bang Billy—What’s the most useful food?—Fletcher Eyes.

Chicken. You can eat it before it is born and after it is dead.

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Dear Doctor Billy—What are the three great plagues of the world?—Iva Sharpe Payne.

My expert diagnosis reveals that the three greatest are: Water on the knee, liquor on the hip and woman on the brain. Which Paynes you most?

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