Though progression is our motto and modern times have come to stay,
Thank God! We raise our babies—
In the good old fashioned way.
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Back to His Childhood
Pat and Mike walked into a drug store and said they wanted something to make them feel young again. The druggist gave them a well known remedy, and Pat and Mike each took a swallow and started out.
A block down the street they took another swallow.
“I feel foive years younger,” said Pat.
“Begorra, I feel like a boy,” said Mike.
A few blocks farther Pat said: “Bejabers, Mike, don’t drink another drop of that stuff. I’ve gone back to infancy.”