The couple that left an automobile seat at the Whiz Bang farm a couple of months ago, while they went to town to report the theft of their automobile, haven’t come back yet, and I don’t know what the deuce to do with the seat.
Farmyard Filosophy
Many a man’s reputation depends on what isn’t found out about him.
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Women are divided into two classes; those who desire husbands and those who desire single men.
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A good man who has gone wrong is in reality a bad man who has just been found out.
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