“For heaven’s sake!” he remarked to Robinson, “who is that extraordinarily ugly woman there?”

“That,” answered Robinson, “is my wife.”

Jones was taken aback, but moved up front again.

“Well,” he said persuasively, “you just ought to see mine!”

Pasture Pot Pourri

Oh, boys! What wouldn’t I give for just an acre of Cuba in the center of the Whiz Bang farm.

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The reason why Dan Cupid makes so many bad shots is because he aims at the heart while looking at the hosiery.