But the girl who rides a-horseback
Is stretching things too far.
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Brethren and sistern, our text fo’ today will be taken from the book of Whiz Bang, chapta fo’ ’leven fo’ty fo’, verse seben ’leben: “He who sitteth on a red hot stove shall rise again.”
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Good Advice
“Mother, may I go out to skate?”
“Yes, my darling Julia,
But don’t you try the figure 8,