But the girl who rides a-horseback

Is stretching things too far.

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Brethren and sistern, our text fo’ today will be taken from the book of Whiz Bang, chapta fo’ ’leven fo’ty fo’, verse seben ’leben: “He who sitteth on a red hot stove shall rise again.”

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Good Advice

“Mother, may I go out to skate?”

“Yes, my darling Julia,

But don’t you try the figure 8,