Here’s to Gretchen in the kitchen

Frying doughnuts in the grease,

With her lover bending o’er her,

Coaxing, begging for a piece

Of the doughnuts in the grease.

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Little Miss Muffet, who sat on a tuffet,

Eating her lunch one day,

When a speeder espied her and drew up beside her,

And both of ’em beat it away.