The “Cellar-Step” and the “Public-Dump,”
The “Old-Boardwalk” and the “Arctic-Shivver,”
The “Back-Yard-Dash” and the “St. Vitus Quiver,”
The “Old-Milk-Shake” and the “Slippery-Slide,”
The “Wormy-Wiggle” and the “Peruvian-Glide.”
The Moral is this, “When all’s done and said,
Why go to a dance, when you got music at home?”
—W. K. Edwards.
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