She’s knockkneed; she’s lazy;

She’s bow-legged; she’s crazy;

She’s maul-eyed, she’s wall-eyed, she’s lame.

Well, her teeth are all false, from indulging in salts,

She’s my cockeyed, consumptive Plain Jane.

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My Girl

My girl was the best of girls,

Her curls were the prettiest of curls.

No girl had lips so sweet,