Our motto for May: “You’re a million miles from nowhere when you hold her dainty hand.”

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Since the Dutch Room Raid

Here’s to San Diego—the best town all around;

Here’s to dear old Boston—the city of the sound;

Here’s to good Chicago that once was up-to-date;

And here’s to Minneapolis—she’s been so dead of late.

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We lost our good spirit when they took away our booze.