Our motto for May: “You’re a million miles from nowhere when you hold her dainty hand.”
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Since the Dutch Room Raid
Here’s to San Diego—the best town all around;
Here’s to dear old Boston—the city of the sound;
Here’s to good Chicago that once was up-to-date;
And here’s to Minneapolis—she’s been so dead of late.
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We lost our good spirit when they took away our booze.