Musings of a Bachelor
There are three kinds of females—foolish girls, damphoolish girls and married women.
Strong perfume has never yet become an excuse for not bathing.
When a man becomes so well acquainted with a girl that she tells him “Now, stop,” he is fairly well acquainted.
Most men have quit wearing suspenders, but that’s about all some women wear.
There are a number of ways to kiss a girl, but only one way to kiss a married woman.
A girl with a quart of hootch is more popular these days than the girl with a ton of good looks.
Telephone girls who say over the wire “Numbah, please,” are the same ones who at home shout “Hey, pass them spuds.”