The girls of Texas, we judge from correspondents, are madly in love with the confection known as the lollypop or all-day sucker. We’ve received several complaints from love-lorn swains requesting that we ask the Texas girls to protect their tresses from the sticky lollypops.
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So many Whiz Bang readers have requested that we send them the automobile seat left on our farm by a daring couple while they hiked to Robbinsdale, to report the theft of their motor car, that we have decided to retain it. An auto seat, you know, is valueless without the car.
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Gus is a progressive hired man. He progresses from penny ante to nickel heart games to two-bit moonshine. It’s a good thing he’s not very strong for the ladies. He has plenty of bad habits now.
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Gus is a great fellow to play pranks. Whenever he wants to chop wood around the smokehouse, he goes to the farm house, opens the back door and rings the dinner bell. All the flies swarm inside and take their places in the dining room. Then Gus closes the doors behind the flies and goes to the wood-pile to work undisturbed. You have to hand it to Gus for originality.
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