My Gawd, Dearie!
We see by the public print where Richard G. Badger is the author of a new book on “Nervous Children—Their Prevention and Management.”
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Wondairful Climax!
A French officer, a military attaché in Washington, was invited to a golden wedding. Had a fine time and desired to thank his host upon departing.
“Had ze gran’ evening,” quoth he. “Ze Americain is ver’ nice to ze Frenchman. But I would ver’ much like to know what is zees Golden Wedding?”
His host explained in detail that he and his better half had been living together for fifty long years in perfect harmony and accord.
“Wondairful! Wondairful!” exclaimed the Frenchman, patting his hands together excitedly. “And now after fifty years zis wondairful wedding.”
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