And probably, if Daphne’s good, and patient as a saint,

The skirt will pass to savages, and she will have their paint;

And that will keep its proper place, whate’er her attitude,

And satisfy the conscience of the most exacting prude—

Unless a rainstorm comes along that nothing does by halves,

And then we’ll get a view of her that won’t be only calves!

—A. B. M.

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The Pleasure Pier

(Ocean Park, California)