Budd’s Bundle of Bunk
BY BUDD L. McKILLIPS
“My,” said the old lady after her first night auto ride into the country, “the people who fix automobiles will make a lot of money tomorrow. Every few blocks there was a car standing with nobody around it. It was so dark that I couldn’t see if they were smashed up, but I guess the people must have walked back to town.”
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Omar Up To Date
What is it the bootlegger buys
One-half so vicious as the stuff he sells?
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