Pasture Pot Pourri

Yoo-Hoo! Skinny! C’mon over, ’n bring your own bottle.

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There was an old man from Trenton,

Who gnashed his false teeth till he Bentem;

When asked what he’d lost, and what they had cost,

He replied: “I don’t know, I just Rentem.”

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OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LET THE MOONSHINE IN.