“Give me a plain soda without any flavor.”
“What kind of flavor would you like it without?”
“Oh! I’d like it without vanilla flavor.”
“Sorry, sir! I’m out of vanilla. You will have to have it without chocolate, sir.”
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Where They Rattle
Two little girls were playing on the street and a well-dressed lady passed them with swish and a whirl. By the noise it was evident that she wore a silk petticoat. “What makes that noise?” whispered one little girl, with a wondering look. “Sh!” said the other child, in a low voice, “don’t you know she’s got money? Rich folks always rattle and smell good.”
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Frank Lynn’s Dope
When skirts and waist lines meet as one,