And the chaperone thought it quite shocking;
She found ’em all right, for she saw in the night,
The radium clock on each stocking.
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We Clipped This
(From Fayetteville Press.)
Shore is tough these days, to try to tell a girl a good joke and have her say: “Never mind, I read Whiz Bang myself.”
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It wasn’t the drink that killed poor John,
Nor a sight that took his breath,