And the chaperone thought it quite shocking;

She found ’em all right, for she saw in the night,

The radium clock on each stocking.

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We Clipped This

(From Fayetteville Press.)

Shore is tough these days, to try to tell a girl a good joke and have her say: “Never mind, I read Whiz Bang myself.”

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It wasn’t the drink that killed poor John,

Nor a sight that took his breath,