If you drink before you try, you may repent before you die.
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Some Female Types
The Alarm Clock Type—Shrill voice, large hands and a plain face.
The Wrist Watch Type—Small framed, handsomely embellished; very erratic.
The Mantel-piece Type—Pretty features, with nothing reliable behind them.
The Big Ben Type—Hardest to face in the morning.
The Wall Type—Very fancy, having a good swing, and goes “Cuckoo” without attention.
The Eight-day Type—Steady and reliable, but, once started, stops for nothing less than an axe.