“Oh Jane, how have you been getting on with Ed?”
“Not very well, Dolly; I’ve had to buy only two hair nets for my last five dates with him.”
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In the Garden of Eden
“I’ll peel off,” said the apple.
“If you do, I’ll leave,” said the tree.
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Especially When the North Wind Blows
She was a silly little, gushing thing, and habitually talked without thinking, and in the exaggerated fashion which the female of the species at present affects. Lately married, she was able to induce her adoring hubby to go with her on shopping expeditions. Even when the tour included a visit to an establishment where the most intimate of feminine garments were on sale, he did not flinch.