“It says in this paper that Lloyd George castigated the German delegates,” growled Panhandle Pete, glancing up from a paper all stained with near-beer.

“And that’s just what they had a-comin’,” vigorously assented his pal.

* * *

It is easy to be generous to another man’s wife.


Limber Kicks

Oh, I Beg Your Pardon!

I stepped inside and closed the door,

Thinking the office was Brady’s,