“That’s none of your affair,” she said.

* * *

Lady of the House—You may go to your room now and change your dress. John, the butler, will show you the way.

Maid (fussed)—Oh, I know how myself, missus.


California Beach Nuts

BY REV. “GOLIGHTLY” MORRILL

Pastor People’s Church, Minneapolis, Minn.

California’s coast is a big bathing beach. The state is not only famous for its walnuts, but for its beach nuts one sees every day, especially Sunday.