“Your new stenog, I hear, is a beauty. Can she spell?”

“What does that matter?”

Questions and Answers

Dear Captain Billy—What is meant by “A third rail girl?”—Inoa Recipe.

It probably means one dangerous to touch.

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Dear Captain Billy—What is your idea of the height of indifference?—Goofey Gander.

Spilling coffee in your lap and not caring which leg it runs down.