Dear Skipper Bill—What is a cure for a horse that slobbers?—Artie Fishel.
Teach him to spit.
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Dear Skipper—What is the difference between a sewing machine and a kiss?—B. Qrious.
One sews seams nice and the other seams sew nice.
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Dear Captain Whiskers—What is a crazy bone?—Howe D. Dew.
A dollar spent on a girl.
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